|M i s s i o n
Striving to survive in a lost universe, I seek to understand the various dysfunctions I am set into.
At an early age before it was fashionable, I decided that I was indeed from another planet, for surely these mortals surrounding me were not my real parents.
There was no other answer but that they had abducted me from the aliens.
Resolved to my plight, I studied their psychology and their communications. To survive in this land of dysfunction, I have taken up teaching these alien communications and psychology.